And I have a car. If anyone wants to come up and see me in Nans-sous-Ste.-Anne, or if you and your wife or cat can put up with me for an evening of ASL, let me know. My number is 0788099113 and I'll be here for at least a month. I don't have my ASL stuff, but I have room to play and lots of naked women laying about the apartment.
Also, Xavier can vouch that I am not crazy or evil (except in my association with him.)
Call me and reserve your naked woman (or women) now!